vibrating a little bit as I post this

I just left heliza24’s house.

Next time I return to her house, WE WILL BE WATCHING YOUNG ROYALS SEASON 3.

How is that even REAL.

ok one more fully unhinged optimally timed avocado thought for the road

what she says: I’m fine

what she means: SARA ERIKSSON GIVING AUGUST HORN AN AWKWARD LITTLE ARM PUNCH IN AN ATTEMPT TO MAKE A SITUATION SOLIDLY PLATONIC BUT THEN EVERYTHING LEAPS SO FAR OFF A CLIFF AND BECOMES NOT EVEN REMOTELY PLATONIC BUT RATHER A WHOLE OTHER SERIES OF PHILOSOPHICAL DIALOGUES LOST TO TIME. THE UNIVERSE IS CONTAINED IN THAT AWKWARD LITTLE ARM PUNCH AND I AM ONE WITH THE UNIVERSE.

(And also good for Sara Arrhusius’ intimacy coordinator work, for like, making the case that closed-mouth kisses can be just as worth screentime as open-mouthed ones. Thanks. Y’all I am deeply aspec but I have feelings about this.)